as if!

nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book


burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already


foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

(Source: krakenguts)


squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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