as if!

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

One time i went to olive garden with my mom and she told me she was alcoholic and then the next time we went she told me that she was divorcing my dad

olivegarden:


penguintim:

When Lily Evans told James Potter that she wouldn’t go out with him because he was a bully, he stopped bullying people and redeemed himself. When Lily told Severus Snape that she wouldn’t go out with him because he called her a racial slur, he went on to join a racist terrorist group.
Conclusion: James Potter handled rejection much better than Severus Snape does.


spacedyke:

turntechkhaleesi:

scoutprouvaire:

schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

image

my hand slipped

will reblog until this becomes an actual show

Like this??

AND THEN IT GOT FUNDED

hazels:

FAVORITE CELEBRITY MEME: [5/5 hair moments]

Shailene Woodley for Marie Claire Magazine

clothobuerocracy:

sunshineface0014:

ridge:

it’s weird how people talk bad about strippers but no one says anything about the people who go to see them

!!!!!!!!!

Who’s worse? The woman who dances on a pole making $600 a day or the man stepping out on his wife and family to throw singles at a complete stranger?