thecrimsonalchemist:

didneysworl:

when u get a lousy grade even tho u studied

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when u dont study and u get a good grade

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officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

(via 2chalns)

amelia-laelia:

Does anyone remember the commercials where the kids asked for ravioli and their parents said no so the kid put it back but then the can threw itself off the shelf and rolled its way to the kids house and the mom was so accepting of it when she found it not thinking if her kid took it anyways after her saying no and they ate it for dinner.

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

bogleech:

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"Hey guys can I join ur frog team"

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"Gross!"  "Whoever heard of a GREEN frog?!"

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"I wonder if there’s some magical, amazing world out there where it’s normal to be a green frog"

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"Haha yeah and the hippos live in water and their chickens aren’t on fire"

(via didgeridood)

j0ye:

j0ye:

i like having my own apartment bc it means when my family comes to visit i can just say “you’re under my roof” and they can’t protest shit

update my dad is grounded

(via corpish)

jacobtheloofah:

too little too late

combatskirt:

petition to make ‘an extra hour in the ball pit’ a white card in cards against humanity

(via ionlylovebooks)

twerking-to-hell:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

prettiestalpha:

I just need someone to sit Derek Hale down and tell him that he’s amazing and kind and brave. That all the mistakes he did were with the best intentions and he shouldn’t feel guilty about what happened, that he deserves to be happy and selfish sometimes. That he isn’t a sacrifice or someone that no one cares about, that there are people who would care if he died or left and that he surrounded by people who love him. 

(via swagitsune)

autisticqueermihashi:

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

HOLY SHIT OKAY

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